It all started on a Friday morning, a day that will forever be etched into the annals of my personal hell. The AC began its death rattle, an apocalyptic sound that jolted me from my half-dead morning state. Panic set in. I called the property management company, and they dispatched a man named Zeke from […]
Ever wonder why some people just can’t resist throwing shade like it’s their full-time job? Well, buckle up, because today on The Mikey Podcast, we’re ripping the mask off those joy-sucking, life-draining parasites who just can’t stand to see anyone else shine. Join me as I dissect the anatomy of a hater. We’re talking about […]
Alright, folks, gather ’round and let me regale you with the joyous tale of turning 45. Halfway to ninety and just as clueless as ever. Almost 20 years ago, I packed my bags, kissed Ohio goodbye, and set out on a grand adventure that’s taken me through the dusty deserts of Nevada, the sunny chaos […]
1. Project Sunshine: The Baby Harvest Conspiracy: The government was snatching dead bodies to perform radioactive tests. Truth: Well, they weren’t exactly grave robbers. They were more like body part enthusiasts. The U.S. government needed young tissue for their nuclear fallout studies. So, they recruited a global network of agents to discreetly collect samples and […]
Another Weekly Weed Review thank CaliGoldDelivery.com Gather ’round, fellow travelers of the twisted and surreal, for we’re embarking on a journey into the heart of madness with Fields Family Farms’ Banana Runts. Now, before you go dismissing this as just another trip down candy lane, let me assure you, this is a ride you won’t […]
I stumbled into my dimly lit living room, the acrid smoke of Cali’s finest clinging to my clothes like a desperate lover. The aftertaste lingered, a bitter reminder of the forbidden pleasures I’d just indulged in. But then, an unexpected twist… the room shifted, and an eerie smell enveloped me. It was familiar, like a […]
So there I was, dragged into the neon abyss of Sin City, not out of desire but necessity. The exorbitant cost of California living had me shackled to a job I neither loathed nor excelled at, just enough to keep the family fed and the podcast rolling. But hey, it came with perks—like mandatory treks […]
 Welcome to another Freeloader Friday on The Mikey Podcast! In this episode we’re diving headfirst into a whirlwind of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth. From tech troubles to personal revelations, societal critiques to downright bizarre topics, this episode has it all. Ever felt like you’re wrestling a greased-up bear while trying to stream on […]
Hey Freeloaders! Ever wonder what goes on beyond the audio waves? Sub-Club members got an exclusive lowdown on a local radio DJs DUI saga, and it’s time for you to be in the know. Picture this: November 3rd, 2 PM – His residence surrounded by police cars. His wife in cuffs, allegedly facing a DV […]
BlackRock, Pfizer, and the Covid Chronicles Hey there, fellow truth-seekers and podcast enthusiasts! Buckle up, because we’re diving deep into the juicy tidbits that BlackRock and Pfizer have been cooking up together. Intrigued? Oh, you should be! Listen as we dissect the latest twist in the pandemic plotline – the return of Covid restrictions. I’ve […]
First of all, you might be wondering why I’m doing this in good ol’ blog style instead of my usual podcast shenanigans. Well, here’s the deal: I’m just one person, and let’s face it, writing is a hell of a lot easier than recording, editing, and sharing a whole podcast. I would like to bring […]
