WWR: Lemmon Drop

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Now, let’s dive right into this week’s review, shall we? We’re about to embark on a wild journey with Lemmon Drop from busdownz.

And let me tell you, this is not your average lemony experience. Oh no, this one’s a rollercoaster of harshness and confusion.

Let’s start with the visuals, shall we? I found a picture online that made it look all fluffy and enticing.

But when I finally got my hands on it, reality hit me like a lemon to the face.

This stuff was rough, my friends. It was harsh with every hit, leaving me gasping for air and questioning my life choices. I had to take itty-bitty puffs just to survive.

Now, taste-wise, it had a faint citrus flavor, but I’ve had other brands that nailed the sweet, lemony goodness much better. Plus, there was this weird chemical undertone that made me wonder if I was inhaling cleaning supplies instead of cannabis. Not the most pleasant experience.

But hey, it’s not all bad news. The buds themselves were decent. They broke up nicely, not too dry, and burned well. And boy, were they covered in crystals! It was like staring at a field of sparkly lemons. And the smell? Lemon pledge all the way. Seriously, it was like my weed was moonlighting as a cleaning product. Strange, but oddly intriguing.

As for the stoney feeling? It was actually pretty good. Lemon Drop is known for its mellow, giggly vibes, and this particular brand didn’t disappoint in that department. However, it veered off the usual path of euphoria and focus and took a detour towards relaxation and body sensations. I found myself zoning out and mindlessly scrolling through social media, which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly a productive use of time.

Now, here’s a fun fact for you: Lemon Drop is a sativa-dominant strain with a 40:60 indica/sativa ratio. And even with its sativa heritage, it still packs a punch with a whopping 18% THC content.

So, if you’re a beginner or someone who values their productivity in society, I’d steer clear of this particular brand’s version of Lemmon Drop. But if you just want to chill or maybe tackle some yard work, this could provide the motivation you need. Just be prepared for the initial struggle of getting started.

But here’s the real bummer: the munchies. HOLY FUCK! The munchies were out of control. I ate everything in sight, and I mean everything. I gained 48 pounds in a single day. Don’t believe me? Well, try it for yourself and witness the transformation into a human vacuum cleaner.

According to the internet, this strain is said to help with a variety of ailments like asthma, depression, headaches, insomnia, loss of appetite, migraines, muscle spasms, PTSD, and stress. But hey, don’t let my opinion stop you from trying it out. We all know that weed affects people differently, so maybe this Lemmon Drop will be your saving grace.

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So, my fellow lemon enthusiasts, go forth and conquer that Lemmon Drop from busdownz. Just be prepared for the harshness, the weird chemical undertones, and the insatiable munchies. But who knows, it might just be the ride you’ve been waiting for. Stay lifted, my friends!