It all started on a Friday morning, a day that will forever be etched into the annals of my personal hell. The AC began its death rattle, an apocalyptic sound that jolted me from my half-dead morning state. Panic set in. I called the property management company, and they dispatched a man named Zeke from […]
45 and Still Faking It
Alright, folks, gather ’round and let me regale you with the joyous tale of turning 45. Halfway to ninety and just as clueless as ever. Almost 20 years ago, I packed my bags, kissed Ohio goodbye, and set out on a grand adventure that’s taken me through the dusty deserts of Nevada, the sunny chaos […]
Fields Family Farms: Unicorn Gas 💨
🦄✨ Today we’re diving headfirst into the enchanting world of “Unicorn Gas” – a strain so mystical it’ll make you question reality faster than a rabbit hole on acid! 🍇💨 Buds so vibrant they make rainbows look dull. Deep purples, royal blues, and greens that’ll make you believe you stumbled into a psychedelic fairy tale. […]
10 Conspiracies That Actually Came True
1. Project Sunshine: The Baby Harvest Conspiracy: The government was snatching dead bodies to perform radioactive tests. Truth: Well, they weren’t exactly grave robbers. They were more like body part enthusiasts. The U.S. government needed young tissue for their nuclear fallout studies. So, they recruited a global network of agents to discreetly collect samples and […]
A Taste of Madness With Banana Runtz
Another Weekly Weed Review thank CaliGoldDelivery.com Gather ’round, fellow travelers of the twisted and surreal, for we’re embarking on a journey into the heart of madness with Fields Family Farms’ Banana Runts. Now, before you go dismissing this as just another trip down candy lane, let me assure you, this is a ride you won’t […]
Fluorescent Fumes: A Psychedelic Odyssey
I stumbled into my dimly lit living room, the acrid smoke of Cali’s finest clinging to my clothes like a desperate lover. The aftertaste lingered, a bitter reminder of the forbidden pleasures I’d just indulged in. But then, an unexpected twist… the room shifted, and an eerie smell enveloped me. It was familiar, like a […]
The Great Sake Bomb Massacre
So there I was, dragged into the neon abyss of Sin City, not out of desire but necessity. The exorbitant cost of California living had me shackled to a job I neither loathed nor excelled at, just enough to keep the family fed and the podcast rolling. But hey, it came with perks—like mandatory treks […]
Stick it to the System and Embrace the Chaos
Welcome to another Freeloader Friday on The Mikey Podcast! In this episode we’re diving headfirst into a whirlwind of chaos, laughter, and unfiltered truth. From tech troubles to personal revelations, societal critiques to downright bizarre topics, this episode has it all. Ever felt like you’re wrestling a greased-up bear while trying to stream on […]
San Fran’s ‘Glow-Up! Because Avocado Toast Won’t Fix Everything
Guess what? I’ve got the 411 on San Francisco’s surprise makeover, brought to you by a communist leader and a certain forgetful friend. Because, let’s face it, nothing says “fixing the city” like planting trees and pretending homelessness vanished into thin air. In this week’s episode, I’m pulling back the curtain on the city’s Cinderella […]
Inside the Scandal
Hey Freeloaders! Ever wonder what goes on beyond the audio waves? Sub-Club members got an exclusive lowdown on a local radio DJs DUI saga, and it’s time for you to be in the know. Picture this: November 3rd, 2 PM – His residence surrounded by police cars. His wife in cuffs, allegedly facing a DV […]
Bizarre Encounters with Gavin, Candy Heists, and A Mikey Podcast Christmas!
First things first, let’s talk about the upcoming extravaganza we’re all waiting for – A Mikey Podcast Christmas! Sponsored by Hanford Sand and Gravel (you know, those rock-solid folks), this event will be the holiday celebration of the year. Think of it as a combination of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and a wild house party […]
The Grandma Serial Killer
Have you ever wondered about the hidden stories behind seemingly ordinary houses? The kind you pass by every day without giving a second thought, until you learn what secrets they hold. In the latest episode of *The Mikey Podcast*, we’re about to take you on a bone-chilling journey into a world that’s as fascinating as […]
WWR: Fruit Tart
YO! Welcome to another weekly weed review! Today, we’re diving into the world of Fruit Tart! A strain that’s more delicious than your grandma’s homemade pie. And guess what? You can save 20% on this bad boy with the promo code “Mikey” at HigherElevation.com! With an expanded delivery zone there’s a really good chance they […]
Unmasking the Connection
BlackRock, Pfizer, and the Covid Chronicles Hey there, fellow truth-seekers and podcast enthusiasts! Buckle up, because we’re diving deep into the juicy tidbits that BlackRock and Pfizer have been cooking up together. Intrigued? Oh, you should be! Listen as we dissect the latest twist in the pandemic plotline – the return of Covid restrictions. I’ve […]
WWR: Lemmon Drop
Unmasking Hawaii’s Fiery Drama!
Alright, remember that wild ride we had on last week’s Freeloader Friday live episode? If you missed it, don’t worry, you can catch it right here on MikeyPodcast.com, YouTube, and Spotify. But let me tell you, things have been heating up in Hawaii since then, hotter than a jalapeno on a summer day. Now, I’ve […]
UFOs, Aliens, Trump: The Distractions You Won’t Believe!
We’re being distracted from something, what do you think it is? In the midst of all the chaos this week, there’s a family that has somehow not got much attention —the notorious Brandon crime family. Yeah, forget about calling them a regime; they’ve upgraded to a full-blown crime family. We’re talking corruption, bribery, and all […]















