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Step right up, folks, for the main event! It’s a battle for the ages, and it’s all about personal freedom. In one corner, we have Brandon, who just announced that his 2024 campaign will be all about “personal freedom.” In the other corner, we have the Republicans, who have been using that term for decades but are suddenly being accused of trying to take it away. Who will win? It’s anyone’s guess!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait a minute, didn’t Brandon mandate vaccines and restrict travel and stuff?” Well, yeah, but that’s just his way of showing how much he loves freedom! You see, it’s all about framing.

Biden is saying that personal freedom is the most “sacred” and “fundamental” trait of America, and that he’s been focused on it for the last three years. See what I mean? Because he’s saying it, it means that he’s been doing it, and now people will believe him because people are stupid.

Sure, he’s tried to limit freedom of speech and forced progressive ideology into schools, but that’s just his way of showing how much he cares about the freedom to have abortions! On the other side of the ring, the Republicans are trying to preserve actual personal freedom by stopping vaccine mandates, censorship, and indoctrination in schools. But according to Brandon and pretty much the entire left side of the political spectrum, that’s an attack on freedom!

I know, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s like one of those funhouse mirrors that distorts everything. The sad truth is that this is all about messaging. Democrats have successfully portrayed Republican pro-freedom efforts as an attack on personal freedoms, while Republicans haven’t effectively figured out how to undo this. Because they’re old, stupid, and completely out of touch.

The fight over freedom is heating up, and it’s getting harder to keep track of who’s on what side. But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

The most shocking thing about all of this is that the firing of Tucker Carlson has exposed some major ideological differences in American politics. It’s not just about left vs. right anymore, folks.

A lot of people think that Tucker getting fired was a win for the lunatic left. That’s actually not true at all. The truth is that Tucker Carlson’s views did not align perfectly with the GOP, the right, or Trump. But they were extremely popular with people.

Why did Tucker get the boot? Was it his views on Ukraine? His sexism? Or maybe it was just his religious faith that got him kicked to the curb.

Let’s not forget the $787.5 million settlement against Fox News over their election coverage and Tucker’s role in it. Yikes.

Abby Grossberg’s harassment allegations against Carlson – is anyone really surprised?

Oh, and let’s not forget about Rupert Murdoch’s thoughts on Tucker’s religious beliefs. That’s totally relevant, right?

What does Tucker Carlson think about Ukraine? And how does that relate to his Fox News departure? We’re dying to know.

Is Tucker Carlson going to join OAN or Newsmax? Tune in next time to find out!

Well, it looks like the battle to define freedom in American politics is far from over. And with newscasters getting fired left and right, it’s getting harder and harder to know who to trust. Here’s a list of fired newscasters to prove it: Tucker Carlson, Dan Rather, Keith Olbermann, Bill O’Reilly, Megyn Kelly, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer… the list goes on. So, who do we trust? Beats us! But one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely not the news.

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Are you ready to have your mind blown? This episode of the Mikey Podcast is not for the faint of heart! I’m diving into the murky waters of Jeffrey Epstein’s twisted web of connections, including links to politicians, celebrities, and even intelligence agencies. It’s weird that the world’s most infamous baby-eater had so many high-ranking officials in his back pocket. I’m uncovering the scandalous details of Epstein’s dealings with Noam Chomsky, Leon Botstein, and others who allegedly rubbed elbows with a convicted sex offender. It’s a wild ride, folks, and you won’t want to miss it!

But that’s not all, I also have more crazy news to share, including the latest viral TikTok trend, “The Flamethrower Challenge,” which is as dangerous as it sounds. I even tell a personal story about my own experience with a similar challenge, and trust me, it’s not pretty. Plus, there’s a Australian man who went on a “drunken nude rampage,” a woman who smashed a robotic “receptionist” at a hospital in China, and a hooker who allegedly stabbed her client in the most sensitive of places. If you want to keep up with the latest craziness happening around the world, then you won’t want to miss this episode. Check out episode 151 now!

YO amigo! No freeloader Friday podcast today BUT I’m here to break down the truth about Cinco de Mayo. So, grab a cerveza and let’s get started.

First things first, let’s clear up a common misconception: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico’s Independence Day. That honor goes to September 16th. Cinco de Mayo actually commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. It’s a relatively minor holiday in Mexico, but it’s a big deal here in the good ol’ US of A.

So, why do Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Well, it’s simple: we love an excuse to party! Plus, it’s a great opportunity to indulge in some delicious Mexican food and drinks. And let’s not forget about the marketing geniuses who have turned Cinco de Mayo into a major marketing opportunity for beer and taco companies. Because what better way to celebrate a historic battle than by getting drunk and eating tacos, right?

But here’s the thing, amigos. As much fun as it is to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, it’s important to remember the holiday’s roots and significance. The Battle of Puebla was a significant moment in Mexico’s history, and it’s important to honor and respect that. So, by all means, enjoy a margarita or two (or three… who’s counting?), but also take a moment to appreciate the history behind the holiday.

Listen Cinco de Mayo may have become a commercialized excuse to party and consume copious amounts of Mexican cuisine, but it’s still a holiday with a rich history and cultural significance.

So, raise a glass to the brave soldiers who fought in the Battle of Puebla, and then go ahead and indulge in all the tacos and tequila you can handle. After all, life is too short to not celebrate every chance we get. ¡Salud!

Nordstrom is throwing in the towel and leaving San Francisco because apparently, the city is just too much of a dumpster fire to handle. Mayor London Breed’s office thinks they can handle it with two cops and some community ambassadors, but we’re not holding our breath. Meanwhile, store owners are pointing fingers at city leaders for not fixing the problem. And if that’s not enough, cities run by Democratic mayors have seen a spike in homicides. Yikes.

But hold onto your hats, folks, because there’s more! Utah banned porn for minors, and Pornhub responded by flipping the bird and shutting down access to their site in the state. We all know government intervention in regulating the internet is a slippery slope. Who wants to give up their personal info just to watch some smut? Not us.

Finally, in the world of media, it’s a battle of the egos as former President Donald Trump is set to appear on CNN’s “town hall” (because that’s still a thing) and Tucker Carlson is scheming to create his own media empire and take down Fox News. It’s like the ultimate showdown of media personalities, and we’re here for all the drama.

California’s latest crazy idea? Letting drug dealers sell drugs like fentanyl. Yes, you read that right. The state has given up on the war on drugs, so they might as well let the drug dealers do their thing, right?

Assembly Republicans tried to fast-track some bills that would enhance penalties for fentanyl dealers, but it didn’t work out. Democrats in California believe in a more “smart on crime” approach that focuses on prevention and rehabilitation, but let’s be real – that’s not fixing the problem.

And speaking of problems, new data shows fentanyl-related deaths in children surged 30 times higher in 2021. Yet, a measure that would have warned fentanyl dealers they could face homicide charges was rejected.

California lawmakers can’t seem to agree on anything, but it’s the kids who are paying the price. It’s time to start asking more questions about how these drugs are getting into our communities.

Where’s Gavin “The Goof” Newsom during all this? Probably stalking Ron DeSantis’ social media.

Check out episode 153 of the podcast for more

Strap in, folks! The Mikey Podcast is back with an episode that’ll make your head spin faster than a hamster on a caffeine high. I’m diving headfirst into the sad state of radio, where we’ll witness the downfall of an industry, major corporations hemorrhaging money, and a colossal failure to sell airtime and digital advertising. It’s a comedic rant that’ll leave you rolling on the floor with laughter, while simultaneously questioning the sanity of radio stations across the nation.

But hold on tight, because I’m about to expose a scandal of epic proportions. You won’t believe this, but my former radio show’s replacement shamelessly pilfered our bits. Can you imagine the audacity? They thought they could fool our audience, but you’re no fools. Tune in and discover why being genuine, authentic, and original is the golden ticket to connecting with listeners and avoiding a one-way trip to failure-ville.

Now, let’s set our sights on Audacy, the sinking ship that deserves all the mockery it gets. Get ready for an inside scoop on their impending bankruptcy and the grim future they’re facing. Oh, did I mention the accusations of sexual harassment, racism, and a toxic work environment? It’s a scandal so good you’ll find yourself cheering for their inevitable downfall.

But wait, I’m not done yet! I’ll take an unexpected detour into the bewildering world of Bill Gates, the self-proclaimed climate change savior. Brace yourself for some serious eye-rolling as I unveil his hypocrisy—flying around in a fuel-guzzling private jet while lecturing us about carbon emissions. Oh, and let’s not forget my mind-blowing t-shirt idea involving baby-eating. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of truth anywhere else.

And just when you thought I’d covered it all, I’m peeling back the curtain on the infamous Trump-Russia collusion narrative.

Remember that wild tale that had half of America fooled? Well, get ready to have your mind blown. I’ll dive into baseless claims, FBI games, and the mastermind behind it all—Hillary “don’t get suicided” Clinton. This political charade will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about our great nation.

Prepare yourselves, my friends, for a rollercoaster ride through the demise of radio, the epic downfall of Audacy, Bill Gates’ mind-boggling hypocrisy, and the truth behind political scandals.

It’s an extravaganza that will leave you simultaneously entertained, informed, and questioning the very fabric of reality.

Get ready to laugh until your stomach hurts, cringe at the absurdity, and hey, maybe even consider buying that quirky t-shirt. Don’t you dare miss this episode of The Mikey Podcast, where the truth reigns supreme.