The Dumpster Fire Chronicles

Nordstrom is throwing in the towel and leaving San Francisco because apparently, the city is just too much of a dumpster fire to handle. Mayor London Breed’s office thinks they can handle it with two cops and some community ambassadors, but we’re not holding our breath. Meanwhile, store owners are pointing fingers at city leaders for not fixing the problem. And if that’s not enough, cities run by Democratic mayors have seen a spike in homicides. Yikes.

But hold onto your hats, folks, because there’s more! Utah banned porn for minors, and Pornhub responded by flipping the bird and shutting down access to their site in the state. We all know government intervention in regulating the internet is a slippery slope. Who wants to give up their personal info just to watch some smut? Not us.

Finally, in the world of media, it’s a battle of the egos as former President Donald Trump is set to appear on CNN’s “town hall” (because that’s still a thing) and Tucker Carlson is scheming to create his own media empire and take down Fox News. It’s like the ultimate showdown of media personalities, and we’re here for all the drama.